gorockets:

I love Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun
pulpgang:

man door hand hook car door is honestly still the best story i’ve ever read

fy-nghariad-fy-emrys:

Understanding a line of foreshadowing so well that you have to stand up and walk around the house saying “shit shit shit shit shit” until you’re composed enough to go back. 

cburkett013:

shamecation
Is your older brother hot

—Ancient proverb (via jandjob)
elvishness:

persephone and hades’ day off
(ref used for cerberus because idk how to draw animals ahskjlk)

raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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Me:  Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
Hooters Waitress:  Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
Me:  *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?